I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. Everything is working out so wonderfully and I couldn’t be happier! I’m planning on moving out in the next couple of weeks, I’m starting my awesome new job, I’m dating my dream man, and I’ve rekindled relationships with old friends.
I never thought I’d see the day that I was actually excited for my future!
I have the world’s best boyfriend. I’m running down nine mile road screaming/hyperventilating/crying and having a conniption, he casually walks out, picks me up, hands me a frappachino, and carries me home.
Love is when you’re a crazy psycho bitch, yet your counterpart puts up with you and makes everything better in less than 2 minutes.
What the hell
Today in class we were discussing failed inventions. Apparently, there was this device that hooked up to your computer and had various scents depending on the content you were viewing, such as fresh baked cookies, flowers, “fresh forest rain”, etc.
Then this guy in our class, who’s about 45-50 years old, piped up and said ”hmmm, seems it could be an improvement to internet porn”