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Sometimes being an adult is putting back the make up and hair straightener you want just so you can buy cleaning supplies, organic food and house stuff.

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If you post dick pics on tumblr there is a 1000000000% chance I’m gonna unfollow you.

but my dick pics are okay, right!?

Got a good paycheck, getting my body into ship shape, vegas/21st in 2 months, sleep overs with my best friend every night

Thank you universe for filling my life with love and good fortune


I’m all for people being gay and having (consensual) sex with whomever you choose, but it’s way too early to see two guys eating each others’ ass while getting gang banged by 4 other dudes on my dash.

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