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The best part of closing at my job is leaving the door open while I’m doing my end of the day routine and some asshole walks in thinking they’re gonna get some food/beer and I tell them that we’re closed and the look on their face just sends them over the edge. “They just can’t make me one sandwich?” “WOW I GUESS YOURE GONNA MISS OUT ON MY BUSINESS” hey guy, you walked in 45 minutes past closing and the lights are all off.


It makes me feel like god or something

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